Gems from tonight’s dinner table
Starring: The Face
With no introduction to any particular topic:
‘yeah, so Mexicans don’t have chocolate at Easter.’
-‘oh really? what do they do or have?’
‘they crucify themselves………… with ropes. They don’t use nails any more.’
Closely followed by:
‘they (the mexicans, I can only assume), have a river where fish swim up your penis.’
What a show stopper that was!
And good night from me again.