The blogger is:
-mother of 5 boys ranging in age between 18-3 years. In order of age, they are known as the Prodigal, the Face, the Prof, the Lips and Fatty.
-the parent (same mother, different donors) of a ….I mean, THIS, step family – family A and family B (two elder and then three youngest)
-married to a Frenchman and living in France……….and the kids too.
-rubbish at French
-very bad at birth control
-lives in the village of Nowhere, within the French departement of Also Nowhere
-has a dog
-comes from a large family – 8 siblings, Irish parents but brought up in England
-despite all of the above, has maintained a sense of humour…….which occasionally FAILS.
p.s. These points in the About section, aren’t in order of importance. If they were, clearly, I’d have the’ -has a dog’ as the first point.