Author: Mum of 5 boys

  • Homework and another Prodigal(e)

    Good soggy morning Blog and a jolly bonjour to my wonderful, attractive, intelligent followers….and also to my other followers, You remember the Boomerang blog from a few weeks back? The charming email that I received from my neighbour accusing the Prodigal of being a degenerate (to be fair, she has a point) and of leading…

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  • Fingers or Mumfy

    Dear Fing, How are you doing? Been a while since we’ve chatted or been in touch. The last time I saw you was 19th June 2010 at Bill’s wedding. Billie Jean was blaring from the speakers. There was a crowd of dancing, happy, tipsy people in a circle watching as two guys tried a moon…

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  • An addition to the family

    Good morning Blog, Time check: 6.20 a.m. Is this the best part of the day? Not from where I’m sitting especially from where I’ve been sitting started just after 5 a.m.  Why thank you, Fatty. Remember the blog ‘And then there were three’?  – well, let’s just say ‘and then they were 5 plus 1…

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  • Exchanging wine for a boomerang?

    Howdy Blog and a very warm welcome to my new followers – may we enjoy 1,000s of blog entires together…. I’ve just lost you haven’t I?  You can’t answer as you’ve already spaced out and moved on to a better, brighter, funnier, more insightful Blog – in case you’re waivering, I’ll insert an extraordinary picture…

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  • Batty Woman’s Day

    I stopped to fill the car with petrol. This takes some time…….and money…. in fact, so much money that it would probably be cheaper to hire a chauffeur.  And yes, this time I did remember to use the right fuel. I know that I did put petrol in a diesel car once – I remember.…

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  • And in other news…..

    Blog, my friend, I’m back a day earlier than usual. Does that suit? As World War III approaches, I am glad to report that Life goes on: -King Tuheitia is having a strop with the (English) Royal Bureaurocracy department who organised the Pit Stop visit (of Prince William, Mrs. Prince William and Prince William Jnr)…

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  • And then we were down to three (boys and a dog)

    Good morning  mon cher and happy Sunday to my thousands of followers, The Husband, the Prof and the Lips have just thrown some belongings into supermarket bags (for life) and are heading north for the holidays. This leaves me with the dog, Fatty, the Face and the Prodigal. What this means to me: Now, we’ll…

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  • Mouchoirs, tissues and misleading packaging

    Bloggy, how the hell are you? I bet that you are taking my recent silence as a good sign? A sign that all is well with the 5 boys, dog and Le ‘usband?  You’d not be far wrong: There haven’t been any tricky exchanges with the Prodigal; the Face continues to frustrate me with his…

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  • ‘And what is it that you do?’

    Dear Blog, You know what? When I was asked this question back in December by an up and coming…..in fact, probably already HERE, Artist, my response was: ‘Nothing.’ Her interested gaze flickered and died. I tried to shrug this off and made a comment along the lines of being a domestic slave but I may…

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  • Liberty, equality, fraternity – anyone?

    Bonjour Blog, Comment ca va? Impec-ca-b-le and glad to hear it. A quick thank you to my new follower, Cristian Mihai and for the L(y)ikes I received from people I don’t even know. I will never cease to be amazed that anyone (who isn’t a friend or family or whom I have no power of blackmailing)…

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